宗教、悬疑
神,垂死……
据传海明威在酒吧喝酒,有人知道他是作家,就跟他打赌,看他能不能用六个词语写出一篇小说,海明威写下了这篇小说:
For sale: baby shoes, never worn...
出售:婴儿鞋,从未用过...
还有一个更悲伤:
sorry, solider, shoes sold in pairs.
迫于生活逻辑的男女:邂逅。向往。凝望。静默。良久。讪笑。 戏谑。 荒诞 。各自转头。走......(混蛋逻辑)
初识为友,后成恋人,终成陌路(First friend,then lover,finally stanger)
“Siri,把妈妈从通讯录里删除吧...”(Siri, delete Mom from my contacts)
我带着玫瑰回家,钥匙却打不开她的门。(Brought roses home.Keys didn't fit)
一个熟悉的声音:“你打错了”(Wrong number,says a familiar voice.)
今天我又一次向妈妈介绍了自己。(Intorduced myself to mother again today)
最后,他们各自过上幸福的生活。(Thy lived happily ever after.Separately)
癌症,只剩三个月。已怀孕(Cancer, Only three months left. Pregnant.)
生前,她嗜烟如命。(She loved cigarettes...more than life)
护士帮她完成了短信:“…爱你。”(Paramedics finished her text,...love you)
痛苦中,他成为曾经(painfully,he changed "is"to"was")
我想你,我弄丢了你。(I miss you.I miss you)
Jumped.Then I Changed my mind
降落伞出售,从未打开,轻微磨损(Selling Parachute:never opened,slightly stainde)
出生证明,死亡证明。同一支笔。(Birth certificate.Death certificate. One pen)
双胞胎。一个人毕业。(Born a twin.Graduated only child)
我遇到了我的那个她,但她没有(I met my soulmate. She didn't”)
出售婴儿鞋,从未穿过。(For sale:Baby shoes. Never worn)
抱歉士兵,鞋子成双出售(Sorry soldier,shoes sold in pairs)
终于跟她搭上了话,留下一束花(Finally spoke to her.Left flowers)
海明威,世界上最短的小说
“一双婴儿鞋,从来没用过”
Baby shoes, never use.